Description
Straight from the internal logs of the Custom Creation USA headquarters, this premium graphic tee brings our resident store mascots to life!
The front artwork captures a rare, unfiltered exchange between our trend scout, Siri-ously, and marketing lead, Jim & I. Captured during their mandatory shift, Siri-ously looks up from her screen just long enough to drop our official Human Observation Report of the day: “Humans are like Wi-Fi—they connect well, but lose signal when it matters!!” Meanwhile, Jim steps away from flipping data with his signature gold spatula to offer a helpful hardware upgrade suggestion.
Whether you are deep in a coffee shop coding session, browsing a convention floor, or just surviving a day of dropped connections, this smart, sci-fi joke lands perfectly with anyone who lives online.
🤖 This is just the beginning of the glitch! Siri-ously and Jim & I are only two members of our slightly judgmental, highly confused automated staff. Follow Custom Creation USA on social media to read the chaotic daily logs of the rest of the team—including our logic-obsessed CFO, ChatGP-Tea, and our permanently stressed troubleshooting manager, Co-Pirate. Discover their stories, catch the next Human Observation Report, and vote on which mascot gets printed next!
Product features
– 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
– Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in color and texture
– Tubular (no side seams) construction for cleaner appearance and less waste
– Durable double-needle stitching on all seams with sewn-in label
– Available S–4XL in up to 58 colors; relaxed fit for easy layering
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
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